(Pre Order) Sh*tcoin v1 Mini Miner – Low-Power Wi-Fi Hardware Miner for the Sh#tcoin → JellyFC Ecosystem (Plug & Play)
----Tiny, Low-Power “Set & Forget” Miner----
Runs quietly in the background. Designed to sip power like a night light, not scream like a GPU rig.
----Mines Sh#tcoin Only (Closed Ecosystem)----
This device mines Sh*tcoin, a meme coin with a fixed emission schedule and halving model. Rewards are visible in the Sh*tcoin wallet and can be swapped to JellyFC on Solana through our own interface.
----Super Simple Setup Over Wi-Fi----
On first boot, the miner creates a Wi-Fi network. Connect with your phone or laptop, enter your **Wi-Fi**, **wallet address**, and **worker name**, and it automatically joins the Sh*tcoin pool.
----File-Based Wallet for Extra Safety----
Sh*tcoin uses a **downloadable wallet file. You create a wallet on the website, download the file, and use it locally in your browser to log in. The server only sees your address + secret, not the file itself.
----Live Pool Dashboard----
The Sh*tcoin pool page shows your miner’s status (online/offline), last ping time, and estimated hash contribution, so you can tell it’s “sh*tting out shares” while it runs.
----No Pool Fees----
All mined Sh*tcoin from the v1 pool is distributed to miners according to their contribution in each block window. No extra pool fees on top.
----Designed for the Sh*tcoin → JellyFC Flow----
Sh*tcoin isn’t listed on random DEXes. The core use case is: mine Sh*tcoin with this box → view balance in the Sh*tcoin wallet → swap to **JellyFC** in our interface.
----For Meme + Tech Enthusiasts (Not Financial Advice)----
This is a **meme hardware miner** for people who like experimental projects, Solana tokens, and nerdy toys. Treat it as a fun gadget, not an investment product.
#### What is the Sh*tcoin v1 Mini Miner?
The **Sh*tcoin v1 Mini Miner** is a tiny, low-power hardware box that connects to your Wi-Fi and mines **Sh#tcoin**, a meme coin with a real emission schedule (block rewards + halvings) but a not-so-serious brand.
Instead of pointing big, noisy GPUs or ASICs at a public pool, you plug in this small device, connect it to Wi-Fi once, and let it quietly submit “shares” to the Sh*tcoin pool in the background. Over time, your wallet balance fills up with Sh*tcoin, which you can later **swap into JellyFC** on Solana using the Sh*tcoin web wallet.
No custom PC build, no Linux terminal, no weird drivers—just a small dedicated miner.
#### How the v1 miner works
1. **Plug it in and power it up**
* Connect the included power cable (or any compatible 5–12V supply depending on version; check the listing details).
* The device boots and creates its own temporary Wi-Fi access point.
2. **Connect to the miner’s Wi-Fi page**
* On your phone or laptop, open Wi-Fi and connect to the miner’s network (name shown in the quick start card / label).
* It serves a simple configuration page in your browser.
3. **Enter your details**
On the configuration page you’ll input:
* Your **home Wi-Fi name and password** (so the miner can get online)
* Your **Sh*tcoin wallet address**
* A **worker name** (e.g. `livingroom-box` or `davez-miner-01`)
4. **It joins the Sh*tcoin pool automatically**
After saving, the device:
* Connects to your Wi-Fi
* Starts sending shares to the Sh*tcoin pool endpoint every few seconds
* Each share includes your wallet, worker name, and the sh*t.
5. **Watch it on the Pool Status page**
The Sh*tcoin pool dashboard shows:
* Your wallet + worker name
* Hashrate tier (e.g., 25 MH v1 model)
* Last ping time
* Online/offline status (offline if it hasn’t checked in for a bit)
As long as the device has power and Wi-Fi, it keeps quietly **“sh*tting out shares”** to the pool.
#### What do you actually earn?
* You earn **Sh*tcoin (SHIT)** inside the Sh*tcoin system.
* Sh*tcoin uses a **fixed max supply** and a **halving schedule**. Blocks are processed on the chain, and block rewards are split based on all miners’ shares during each block window.
* Your Sh*tcoin balance is tracked per wallet and can be viewed in the **Sh*tcoin web wallet**.
At launch, the main path is:
> **Mine Sh*tcoin → swap SHIT → JellyFC (Solana token)**
JellyFC is the primary swap pair. Additional supported Solana tokens may be added later, but the design is **Sh*tcoin → JellyFC first**.
> ⚠️ **Important:** This is a meme / experimental project.
> There is **no guaranteed value** for Sh*tcoin, no earnings promise, and no financial advice. Treat this box like a fun nerd gadget, not a guaranteed money-maker.
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#### The Wallet System (how you get your address)
To use the miner, you’ll need a **Sh*tcoin wallet address**.
The wallet system is file-based:
1. Go to the Sh*tcoin wallet site.
2. Click **“Create Wallet”** – you’ll download a `shitcoin-wallet-XXXX.json` file.
3. Keep that file **safe** (anyone with it can access your Sh*tcoin).
4. To log in later, you go to the wallet page, select the JSON file from your computer, and the site reads it **locally** in your browser. The server only receives your address + secret for verification, not the full file.
You then copy your wallet address into the miner’s Wi-Fi setup page so it knows where to send rewards.
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#### What you need to use this miner
* A **2.4 GHz Wi-Fi network** with internet access
* A computer or phone with a web browser to:
* Configure the miner the first time
* Create and open your Sh*tcoin wallet
* A basic understanding that this is a **meme coin / experimental ecosystem**, not a regulated financial product
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#### What’s included
* 1× **Sh*tcoin v1 Mini Miner**
* 1× power input (check listing for exact connector / adapter details)
* Quick start instructions with:
* Miner Wi-Fi name and initial password
* Link to the Sh*tcoin website (wallet, pool, docs)
* Basic troubleshooting tips
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#### Notes & disclaimers
* This miner only talks to the **official Sh*tcoin pool endpoint**; it’s not a generic BTC/ETH/altcoin miner.
* No refunds for “I thought this would mine regular coins”. It’s called **Sh*tcoin** for a reason.
* Expect changes and improvements to the ecosystem over time (UI tweaks, more stats, extra Solana swap pairs, etc.). The v1 device is how you get in early and start pointing real hashpower at the experiment.